Brian Guidry + the Cake Dancers

Brian Guidry + The Cake Dancers by The Cake Dancers

Be there!

New poems; New layout (Matt's Images)

DYSRHYTHMIAS

hurricane spray
flow meter
tongue blade
spinal needles
razor tape
safety anal chords
hazard meter
dragon test equipment
valley lab pencils
cod man irrigator
stopcocks
salem pump
tegaderm
crash cart
patient pack glass
yanker suction
waterproof tape
smoke compartment
diablo saw
shave tray
transpore tape
micropore tape
kangaroo spike
kangaroo pump
feeding spike
eternal substitution
ted hose knee
ted hose thigh
bovie pens
adapt powder
metal talking tracks
saline bullets


*

fistfuls of mouths
and dirt
and the indelible guilt
wells up

there's nothing more to smile
under a splatter of stars

some light seems dark
fake
a lot of time
also a tear

in four ear molds
gathering inside
worth
and shame
and control


embryo


flitter
fling out
stretch, slant,

terrible knot
associated with throats
spools of blood tighten
nerves & verge
verve
hurl wicker
thoughts,
springtime ragas

Surely the heat will pass up as the breeze
hotter bludgeon
burgeoning stone
wet, whetted, whistling
proboscis

mere headfuls
of mercury

decide to vanish,
or vanquish
or grow in spasms in froth
ghosts of silence

Conversations of Festival International 2011

How are you?
You'll just have to suck at a bar.
Men in hats love cold beer.

That girl's from Ireland.
We're gonna see it.
I know you, and you've got a feeling.

Orangutan, a baby gorilla.
We've got a dog with them.
I think I took two.

Oh, you got a rat, that's awesome.
I know you said the meat kabob was good.
It was a bowl of fish.

Me neither, I knew brown.
No, you didn't.
Everybody got family probably.

I lost my shoes last night, so I was walking everywhere barefooted, and then finally I found them.
Hey, you know, I messed with the wrong mechanic.
He got tired of walking after he traded his Mustang for an eight-ball of cocaine.


method: I walked around the festival with a recording device, picking up fragments of people's random conversations, usually no more than a single random line. After listening to the recording, I arranged these lines into a poem that is significantly less dark as compared with my previous Festival International work.

I've Stopped Having That Dream I've Been Having

Pictures

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Acceptance Letter

4/14/2011


Mated Latrine Hiker


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Happy Birthday Emily & New Layout (and poem)

EMILY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! THROUGH AN ENTITY OF LOVE (bruit.flow), I LOVE YOU.
Also, new layout (thanks sam, for images).
Also, poem:

I circuit bent Bukowski I touched
his insides wet fingers
There wasn't enough room.

No wishing for wishes; lick sucking sick lips
Turned me metallic.

Dream falling waste
to try and upwards die,
Forever fall.

Infinite is always zero
in greater than prolapse,
Portcullis churns.

The best You ever had
momentum none
Dinner at last a candle,
Tablet last at.

Memory storm layers
Lair of liars (supposedly).

An eye for a feather,
Counterbalance Icarus, feather in the sun
Son for a father.

Orchid trails heard a long
the bald path of the lord of the lies.

throat orange fire
Garish whorls silver etch
Her dream disemboweled wet
world high.

Words happen freely
Jitter skitter
leapt a void perhaps synapse intact
Conduit intangible apropos.

Pigglass and razorblades.

What holds true in the land of doubt:
arid acronyms sacrilegious diction
whirlwind comatose in mirror,
Yes, yellow
feet membranous sheer
symbols-----
A lot has changed
In the empire of ghosts.

I've Stopped Having That Dream I've Been Having

Found Poem 2011

Frigid bike
Ride away stillborn eyes
Legs yearn to touch ground they ache
After a night
Of tossing and hard dreams
Huddled with the elder apes
Fists coiled in their bellies
Or clutching bowls of bean mud billowing steam
In complaint

Slip into the area behind sleep in front
Speech erupts: I'm not here, really, how is
This happening
Without me?

Pictures, POOR FAVOR...

Hey everybody, send me some pictures to use on our front page (original photos please.) Just send one, I will use it eventually. No contest.

-Lester

Welcome back me (and a poem)

I'm back to daily moderation (and more than likely, posts), so feel free to get it back into high gear! I will also be posting information on local readings, art events, music, etc... Without further ado, a poem (of sorts):

Will Trade


New gutters for like-new rainbow
A used potato chip

Why allow the done room special! Furnished
Never worn; broken
Professional alterations

Mardi Gras we buy GOLD!
Will tutor your kawaii mahogany console five-piece

Pearl drummer needs gig.

Touch America black
100 used metal comedy outlaw lyricists
Beauty salon and eight foot conveyor
Beginners five piece salon equipment, downsizing

Executive desks, work
Two awesome cooking table saw, works
Ten sets of 20 55 gallon metal containers for sale

Wanted to buy huge reward! Lost found: blind chihuahua
Will trade dirt for pillows of hope.

The Unintentimphony

The first bit of datum from the unintentional symphony. From Baton Rouge Symphony Orchestra's season finale on March 3, 2011 with Mozart's Overture to Don Giovanni, Brahms' Nanie and Beethoven's Symphony No. 9. This is the proto-version of the project's format.

Why I'm not going to Press

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Gamy and Sty

Two Rejection Letters

UCSD Rejection Letter:

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Seasonally,

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DNA of Grafted Studs
Unsavory of Culinary, Zen Drug



CalArts Rejection Letter:

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Bruit Flow Dinner

It's time for the first Bruit Flow meeting. It's been a long time coming...

We will plan to meet and eat on March 18th or 19th (whichever is better for everyone). This is a Friday or Saturday.

Although this date will be before the equinox, I would like to consider it our spring meeting. We should all plan to bring spring inspired food to share with everyone. Remember that many of the members of Bruit Flow are vegetarians!

Also, bring any current work you have that you would like to share. This can be absolutely anything; everyone should have something to present. If anyone has any art they would like to present as an installment we can make arrangements to make such a presentation possible.

We should all come to the meeting with an open mind and a willingness to absorb as much as we can from each other. We should all try to bounce ideas off of and inspire each other. One good idea can inspire hundreds more.

Most importantly, we should all come to this dinner to enjoy the company of such a fine group as this, and to appreciate the time we have together while most people are easily accessible.

We will also discuss when in the summer would be best to have the next meeting.

Comment on the site if you plan to attend!

One thing, I haven't yet worked out where this meeting will be. If anyone has any ideas let me know.

Faithful Wordslave,

Rev. Lester Ernest Tisdale IV

Two Aleatorically Interpreted Sermons of Michael Venyah, Preacher of Hate

Sermon on the Mississippi State University Campus

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Sermon on the UL Campus

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[created by using the closed-caption option on two Youtube videos of the "Soul Winners" preachers preaching their gospel of hatred and judgment -- the closed-caption option gives bizarre interpretations of all but the clearest and most articulate of speech]

My Graduate Recital

Matt Hollier - Solo Guitar

Friday, February 11. 7:30 P.M. Choral Room 153, Angelle Hall. UL Campus.

Featuring works by Lennon, Sierra, Mackey, Legnani, Hollier, and Ligeti.

My last major concert in Louisiana for the foreseeable future.

Various Permutations of the Right Hyperprime Poem of the Sun

1:

sometimes I feel like nothing’s left
descants and multitudinous meaningful images pop
an easy exercise for sure
near a haze of tissue in air
the red sun rose

2:

the rum moon sank
away from the clarity of snot on the ground
assuming a difficult slobbery
syncopated and a few meaningless ideas form
I never feel like anything’s right