Two Rejection Letters

UCSD Rejection Letter:

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Commie E. Brat
DNA of Grafted Studs
Unsavory of Culinary, Zen Drug



CalArts Rejection Letter:

Dear Me-too:

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Mealy Rhino
Dictator of Asceticism