Des Haikus

This is a haiku.
It's not very long but it
will make you wander.

This is another.
They just come right out of me.
Like a bowel movement.

This was a haiku
until I used eight syllables
in the second line.

What is a haiku?
I can't for the life of me
think of an answer.

This is a haiku.
Inuendo is a foot.
Like Pussy Willows.

M.Q.